trexinvadingtheoperahouse:

I’m certain the Vulcans were like “We get that you’re half human, so you can keep ONE emotional/human response and you can use it as much as you like.”

And Spock was like “Sass.”




howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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rad-king:

This means so much to me

benedictennxnt:

Petition for Taylor Swift to release studio versions of all her unreleased songs no matter how embarrassing she thinks they are




surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible




'wow a group of who i thought were my friends hate me, but i don't know what i did' - a story by me




exhistur:

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 




canadianslut:

did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???




last night i had a dream where i took a bad selfie with my favorite celebrity and i woke up in a panic.




pantryraids:

why do dads sneeze so loud




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