couples that make out non-stop in public places
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
this is the happiest taylor swift has been in a while honestly. not that she hasn’t been happy, but it’s just so overwhelmingly noticeable and bubbly. she’s interacting with fans more often, thinking of ways to make us happy, making herself happy (!!!), she’s stepped up her game, and she’s just so excited and cheerful i feel like this era is going to be the best one yet.
the worst feeling in the world is to know you were used and lied to by someone you trusted
Tonight, I’m thinking about everything that has happened in the time since Red was announced on August 13, 2012. I’m not quite sure I’m exactly ready for tomorrow to happen because I’m so emotionally attached to RED. I’m thinking about all the memories made, the challenges, heartbreaks and…
TAYLOR SWIFT IS RELEASING NEW MUSIC THIS WEEK I DON’T THINK I’VE BEEN THIS EXCITED FOR SOMETHING IN MY WHOLE LIFE I FEEL LIKE I’M GOING TO EXPLODE I’M JUST SO PROUD OF THE LITTLE CURLY HAIRED GIRL WHO CAME FROM PENNSYLVANIA SHE’S RELEASING HER FIFTH ALBUM I DON’T CARE IF IT’S MORE POPPY OR COUNTRY OR DIFFERENT IT’S FUCKING TAYLOR SWIFT AND IT’S GONNA BE AMAZING SHE’S SUCH A LEGEND I’M GONNA RUN NAKED DOWN MY STREET WHILE I CHANT HER NAME BY E